I am proud to present our first-ever ‘guest’ contribution. The below poem was written by my great buddy, writer and comedian (and all- around coolest guy I ever have known) Tom Kennedy.
Tom has a slight feeling about what will very soon be upon us in NJ (and pretty much lots of other spots in the U.S.)
Find Tom on Instagram @tomkennedycomic
I Would Like To Murder Snow
a poem by Tom Kennedy
I would like to murder snow,
and I’d do it for free.
I would like to watch it die, that would be fun for me.
I hope it struggles and is in pain, for whatever that’s worth.
I hope a stray cat wanders by and eats it, eyes first.
I would love to murder snow, I hope you think that’s cool, but now that I think about it, Murder Snow should have been the name of my band in high school.
and I’d do it for free.
I would like to watch it die, that would be fun for me.
I hope it struggles and is in pain, for whatever that’s worth.
I hope a stray cat wanders by and eats it, eyes first.
I would love to murder snow, I hope you think that’s cool, but now that I think about it, Murder Snow should have been the name of my band in high school.
