Looking Forward To 2025 (A Poem)
So, firstly so first, I say give me more bags. I’m making a fort in my basement, and the walls…
Ralphs Stuff
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Don’t Get Down On My Paige
Stop the press! Paige Spiranac wore something while golfing that was deemed inappropriate. Paige Spiranac? Have I read that right?…
More Drones
What’s happening these days in NJ—the proliferation of drone sightings—prompts me to yet another screed about the phenomenon. But I…
The End To The Great Mask Debate
Wearing a mask will get you found in a PA McDonalds. Haven’t I been saying all along how harmful wearing…
Oh, You Droney Drone You
So, here are my theories on our N.J. drones… These drones are leaving the state, then the country, because Trump…
Bye Bye Ellen D.
I promise this is not political, but I did come to write it from a direct reaction someone had to…
Sports & Sex, Sex & Sports, NJ Style
Gotta love hockey. Gotta love its fans. Gotta love The New Jersey Devils. In yet another visual viral moment of…
Cleveland Rocks
It has nothing whatsoever to do with what candidate the country liked more. Or some vote counting conspiracy. What it…
NJ, Hated Again
This report, New Jersey’s Most Hated State, indicates that this five-month-old Top 15 Most Hated States in America—Housely list reveals…
Another Diner Good Time
Once again, I happened into The Clinton Station Diner, 2 Bank Street, Clinton, NJ 08809, right off, and visible from,…